Why I like this, huh? nothing, average, capable, checked, doctor

CFA4Techie

Why, why, why I like this? This is the 2nd time I am taking CFA level 2 exam, and still my brain could not handle the 6 hour exam. My brain only capable of handling 2 hour worth of work. After 2 hours complete shut down, not to perform again. Why, why, why? I got my brain checked by doctor, and yes it is true, my brain is smaller than average brain, but the doctor say, no no, intelligence has nothing to do with brain size, but my performance in level say to me, yes, yes brain size positively correlated with intelligence. Why, why why, am I like this.

Nex to me sat during exam, a very nice half Asian-half Chinese man, very friendly. He expressed that he was well perpared for the exam. He said that owing to him being half-and-half, he got his superb memorization skills from Chinese mother, and he got his superb mathematical skills from his Indian father. Also, because he studied in the US he is able to exude confidence and has a generally friendly demeanor. Me on other hand, no such friendly demeanor, was very nervous during exam. During half-time, he laughs and tells me to forget the what happend due to spilled milk being spilled and focus on remaining half. But I cannot focus on remaining half of exam even though I try to be like half-and-half nice fellow. I have major panic attack on account of my not doing as expected on first half of exam. Oh, why, why, I am like this?

While working on 2nd half of exam, I say OK one question is very hard, and I spend too much time on it, time to give up, no point showing world I can try and try till I succeed when time is of the essence - time to move on. But I find next question even more harder than first after spending some time on 2nd question. So I say to my brain, OK now it is time to capitalize on what I know and attempt easy questions first as time is of the essence, so I go back to 1st question that was hard but a bit easier than next question. Still I have to guess on many aspects of the question as my brain does not recall formulas or any such things of that nature. Now after this, I have zero (0) time for 3rd question and I renter panic mode after a period of calm. Ooh, why why why I like this?

With panic in my head, I attempt the rest of the questions but suddenly I get easy question and I am so happy. But while answering easy question, I start day dreaming about Kim Kardashian's upcoming nuptials and I have literally snap my cheeks to snap out of day dream. Why, why why, I like this?

Is the CFA program fair to people of my nature. Noooo. If level 2 most important part is Ethics and FSA and Equity as they say is important for level 2, then they should only test ethics, FSA and Equity and not test other such things as derivatives, alternative assets, economics, corporate finance, quant. Why, why, why do they do this to me. I am good person and I deserve a break, but nooooo, as when I was interviewing with company, and I say I am good person and I deserve this position, the HR say morality has nothing to do with getting a job. Now I must say morality has nothing to do with passing CFA.

Oh, so sad.

5566

"half Asian-half Chinese man"
what is that?

dude just relax...i have a small head too

troymo

mogu,

Thanks for wasting the last five minutes of my time with your drivel.

Houjichasan

mogu Wrote:
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> Why, why, why I like this? This is the 2nd time I
> am taking CFA level 2 exam, and still my brain
> could not handle the 6 hour exam. My brain only
> capable of handling 2 hour worth of work. After 2
> hours complete shut down, not to perform again.
> Why, why, why? I got my brain checked by doctor,
> and yes it is true, my brain is smaller than
> average brain, but the doctor say, no no,
> intelligence has nothing to do with brain size,
> but my performance in level say to me, yes, yes
> brain size positively correlated with
> intelligence. Why, why why, am I like this.
>
> Nex to me sat during exam, a very nice half
> Asian-half Chinese man, very friendly. He
> expressed that he was well perpared for the exam.
> He said that owing to him being half-and-half, he
> got his superb memorization skills from Chinese
> mother, and he got his superb mathematical skills
> from his Indian father. Also, because he studied
> in the US he is able to exude confidence and has a
> generally friendly demeanor. Me on other hand, no
> such friendly demeanor, was very nervous during
> exam. During half-time, he laughs and tells me to
> forget the what happend due to spilled milk being
> spilled and focus on remaining half. But I cannot
> focus on remaining half of exam even though I try
> to be like half-and-half nice fellow. I have
> major panic attack on account of my not doing as
> expected on first half of exam. Oh, why, why, I
> am like this?
>
> While working on 2nd half of exam, I say OK one
> question is very hard, and I spend too much time
> on it, time to give up, no point showing world I
> can try and try till I succeed when time is of the
> essence - time to move on. But I find next
> question even more harder than first after
> spending some time on 2nd question. So I say to
> my brain, OK now it is time to capitalize on what
> I know and attempt easy questions first as time is
> of the essence, so I go back to 1st question that
> was hard but a bit easier than next question.
> Still I have to guess on many aspects of the
> question as my brain does not recall formulas or
> any such things of that nature. Now after this, I
> have zero (0) time for 3rd question and I renter
> panic mode after a period of calm. Ooh, why why
> why I like this?
>
> With panic in my head, I attempt the rest of the
> questions but suddenly I get easy question and I
> am so happy. But while answering easy question, I
> start day dreaming about Kim Kardashian's upcoming
> nuptials and I have literally snap my cheeks to
> snap out of day dream. Why, why why, I like this?
>
>
> Is the CFA program fair to people of my nature.
> Noooo. If level 2 most important part is Ethics
> and FSA and Equity as they say is important for
> level 2, then they should only test ethics, FSA
> and Equity and not test other such things as
> derivatives, alternative assets, economics,
> corporate finance, quant. Why, why, why do they
> do this to me. I am good person and I deserve a
> break, but nooooo, as when I was interviewing with
> company, and I say I am good person and I deserve
> this position, the HR say morality has nothing to
> do with getting a job. Now I must say morality
> has nothing to do with passing CFA.
>
> Oh, so sad.




roflmfao

yospaghetti

you registered just to post that?

sameeragarwal

LMAO dude are you mexican?

CPATrader

I'm thinking this is a troll post, but if not, I don't know if a career in finance is for you if your brain shuts off after working for two hours.

Analyze_This

KilgoreTrout Wrote:
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> I'm thinking this is a troll post, but if not, I
> don't know if a career in finance is for you if
> your brain shuts off after working for two hours.

+1

You daydream about kim kardasian's wedding? i'd rather drink poison than give it a thought for a millisecond. i'd even rather calculate swap values by hand with a two-inch pencil cracked down the middle.

mp3bu

haha. Come on guys!
This is totally made up and it's pretty funny.

FinancialAnaly

hilarious