William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Veteran Candidate: We didn't come here to fight and fail!
Young Candidate: Home! The CFAI are too many!
William Wallace: Sons of AF! I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Values currency swaps by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the CFAI with fireballs from his #2 pencil, and bolts of lightning from his HP 12c.
[AF army laughs]
William Wallace: I *am* William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Veteran Candidate: Fight? Against that? The pass rate is 50%! No! We will run. And we will live.
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may fail. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may shake our confidence, but they'll never take...OUR MEMORIAL DAYS!
[AF army cheers]
William Wallace: AF! AF! AF!
AF Army: AF! AF! AF!作者: bodhisattva 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
Thanks MWVT - We all needed it作者: bboo 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
I lost it at the "they'll never take....OUR MEMORIAL DAYS!" part.
well done!作者: Iginla2011 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
The last Memorial Day weekend I enjoyed was 2006. Thats crazy....
Level 1 - June 2007
Level 2 - June 2008
Level 2 - June 2009
Level 3 - June 2010
Thats it, countdown to Memorial weekend 2011 is on!!!作者: liangfeng 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
hahaha classic.
I got chills like 20 time reading this.
I'm gonna chop off the CFA's head and send it to his cousin, the CQF, in a wicker basket. Boom.作者: zwjy 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
Bump.
Kill this exam.作者: ll11 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
FML.
Looks like I am missing out on one more Memorial Day......作者: canadiananalyst 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
this was fantastic.. thanks for the laugh作者: mik82 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
Barcelona VS manchester united作者: NakedPuts2011 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
you guys
i hope you all realize that this may very well (hopefully!) be our second to last friday night sacrificed at the altar of the CFAI gods
snifff
i'd feel nostalgic if i wasnt scared sh!tl3ss
out of my wits!作者: nannan66 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
zoya Wrote:
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> you guys
> i hope you all realize that this may very well
> (hopefully!) be our second to last friday night
> sacrificed at the altar of the CFAI gods
>
> snifff
>
> i'd feel nostalgic if i wasnt scared sh!tl3ss
> out of my wits!
...from your mouth to god's ears作者: strikethree 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
This will be the last Memorial Day weekend I give up in order to study for any exam.
NO EXCUSES作者: lcw77 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
goodman2011 Wrote:
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> Barcelona VS manchester united
Better be a good match if I'm taking time off studying for it, although I kind of wish they could both lose. United are a main rival of my team (Arsenal), and Barcelona's players are just a bunch of diving cocky f*cks. Yes they are unreal players and are incredibly entertaining, but I'm getting sick of all the Fabregas tapping up they do. Xavi especially.
Although to be fair I'm sure Barca are annoyed with Arsenal for signing all of their juniors- i.e. Toral and Bellerin this week.作者: Chuckrox 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
rofl. my favourite movie too.作者: justin88 时间: 2011-7-11 20:02
goodman2011 Wrote:
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> Barcelona VS manchester united
this will be history in 3hrs time, I will read commentaries later. I've got more questions to solve.
