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MillowQc, thank you for your truly inspirational message. Before today, I used to cry myself to sleep thinking that I would go nowhere in this world. However, after reading your life-changing post, I now have renewed confidence that I too can pass the CFA Level 1 exam, a task so unsurmountable that it has been compared to climbing Mt. Everest or landing a space craft on Mars.

Please share more information with us so that we can learn from your sparkling example:

1) What kind of sleep habits do you have? What are your sleeping hours, and what position and clothes do you employ while asleep? On your side? Or laying on your back? Do you wear pyjamas, underwear or nothing at all?

2) What food do you eat? Please comment on taste, texture, and nutritional composition. I have heard that a glass of red wine a day is good for your health. Is this true from your experience, and how will drinking a glass of red wine a day change my probability of passing the CFA Level 3 exam?

3) What are your favorite TV shows? "Friends" got kind of weird towards the end with all the characters hooking up. Battlestar Galactica was a good show and it's too bad that it ended. Please let us know how the TV shows that you watched affected your mental disposition and your attitude towards the difficult CFA Level 1 examination.

4) If a lion fought a grizzly bear, who would win? What about if a lion and tiger had sex and produced an offspring. Would this offspring be able to defeat the grizzly bear? By "grizzly bear", I mean an actual bear, not a large Russian man with excessive body hair. The answer to this question will reveal key insights into your personality that will enlighten us all.

Thank you again for your brilliant insights to this test. You should write a book about your experiences or better yet, start a day time TV show. The world must know about this.