Kapie

I’ve often thought this was funny:
I’m a CPA, and toward the end of becoming a CFA.  I’m debating on (in a few years) taking the CFP, because I might do retail financial planning for my tax clients.  If I were to complete the CPA, CFA and CFP, I could conceivably finish  all the rest of this in a month:
I could probably go into the  CIMA blind and pass it.  Of course, I would still have to pay 8,000 for the designation.  
I could probably take the CRPC and AAMS blind and pass them.  (These don’t cost much money.)
I could take the one-week course for the CVA (at the low cost of 3,000 plus airfare and hotel).  After I passed the test, I would be a CVA and an ABV.  
I could take the one-week course for the CMAP (at the low cost of 3,000 plus airfare and hotel).  After I passed the test, I would be a CM&AA, too.  
MBA, CPA, CFA, CFP/PFS, CVA/ABV,  CMAP/CM&AA, CIMA, CRPC, AAMS.
Wow!  What a resume!!!  Clients who don’t know better would pay me millions!!!!
EDIT: I forgot the CBA-Certified Business Appraiser.  If I pass the CFA exam, I can pay 600 bucks to get the CBA.  No studying and no exams necessary.